My Vacation in New York’s Madame Tussauds

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Prince Williams, Catherine Middleton                                              Prince Williams, Catherine Middleton and me (31416kungfu)

                                              Woody Allen and me in a deep conversation.

                                              Jesse Owens and me. Oh my God I’m beating Jesse Owens at racing!

Madame Tussauds is a collection of famous people and famous characters in wax.

2 jokes

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Joke 1

“What kind of murderer has moral fiber?” — “A cereal killer.

 

Joke 2

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”