My Vacation in New York’s Madame Tussauds

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Prince Williams, Catherine Middleton                                              Prince Williams, Catherine Middleton and me (31416kungfu)

                                              Woody Allen and me in a deep conversation.

                                              Jesse Owens and me. Oh my God I’m beating Jesse Owens at racing!

Madame Tussauds is a collection of famous people and famous characters in wax.

2 jokes

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Joke 1

“What kind of murderer has moral fiber?” — “A cereal killer.

 

Joke 2

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”

 

 

names of animals that don’t exist

Argehuit- He has a big body a small nose and a medium size head. His brain is half the size of an ostrich brain. The  Argehutis are 3 meters high and 7 meters long. Argehuits eats wasps or bees and also cement. Argehuits is the combination of an elephant, a bear and a mole.

Betuiraghov- He has a small body and a small head. His brain is twice as big as an Argehuit. The Betuiraghovs are 60 centimeters long and 31 centimeters high. Betuiraghovs eats bacteria and dead insects especially flies and lice. Betuiraghovs is the combination of a cockroach and a rat

Hergo- He has a 5 centimeter body and a 6 centimeter head. His brain is one pint of an Argehuit’s brain. The Hergoes  are 5 centimeters long and 7 centimeters high. Hergoes is the combination a lice and a bedbug. Hergoes especially like to eat hair, silk and dead bacteria or dead skin.

Bush joke

One day George W. Bush was feeling kind of weird.  He went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor came back and said, Mr. President, everything is alright. But there is one problem. What’s that? said Mr. Bush, well Mr. President you have two brains a left brain and a right brain. The president replied “hey that’s great I have twice as much brains as anybody else”.  The doctor said yes but there’s still a problem.  The president said what’s that?  Well the doctor said in your left brain there’s nothing right, and in your right brain there’s nothing left.