names of animals that don’t exist

Argehuit- He has a big body a small nose and a medium size head. His brain is half the size of an ostrich brain. The  Argehutis are 3 meters high and 7 meters long. Argehuits eats wasps or bees and also cement. Argehuits is the combination of an elephant, a bear and a mole.

Betuiraghov- He has a small body and a small head. His brain is twice as big as an Argehuit. The Betuiraghovs are 60 centimeters long and 31 centimeters high. Betuiraghovs eats bacteria and dead insects especially flies and lice. Betuiraghovs is the combination of a cockroach and a rat

Hergo- He has a 5 centimeter body and a 6 centimeter head. His brain is one pint of an Argehuit’s brain. The Hergoes  are 5 centimeters long and 7 centimeters high. Hergoes is the combination a lice and a bedbug. Hergoes especially like to eat hair, silk and dead bacteria or dead skin.

10 disises dat don’t exist

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videoraphurus- what happens is that you always want to shoot films until the virus goes away.

laughyguaratitis- You’re always laughing and you can’t stop even if you sleep or hurt yourself(the Joker had laughyguaratitis).

bloddytitis- Bloddytitis makes you love blood.

bitteritituris- that is a sickness that makes you bitter and a biscuit lover

boogerlaughtiitis- That makes you have a lot of boogers and makes you laugh each time you see a booger.

jokeytitis- you are always joking and don’t stop.

glatirasyhoglatiistiys- i don’t reaaly know

sstupiditis- it makes you stupid

oppositeofserioustiitis- this sickness just goes to bitter and serious people, the symptons are laughter and jokiness.

writeberfogatitrus- it makes you want to always write.(I’m not copying this from 31416kungfu.wordpress.com that’s because I’m 31416kungfu)

Imaginary world

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If you want to be accepted to IIESK.

1. You must not be scared of (CIA or FBI)

2. You must not be scared of consequences

3. You must not be afraid to lose loved people

4. Don’t be scared of the government

5. Don’t ever betray IIESK or you’ll see what happens

IIESK is a criminal organization (Mafia)

so you will be unknown, nobody can know who you are, where you’re from or anything about you

In IIESK you will only exchange stock keys for $1000,000 dollars, 100,000 euros or 1000,000,000 pesos. Never obey corrupt policemen or anybody with a suit except if they have a IIESK permission paper. Always inspect everybody before sitting down and coming in. If they are a police or have a gun, kill them or call us (IIESK)  . You will be paid 300,000 dollars every six months.

IIESK-International Illegal Exchange of Stock Keys

If an IIESK paper has a signature or ID the paper is fake

Don’t ever trust anybody including us (IIESK)

We never say names

Or age

Or ID  

I’m making an imaginary world so IIESK is a criminal organization

This is my imaginary world’s secret police department

SPD-Secret Police Department

SPD is secret only the president knows about SPD. SPD is only after IIESK they don’t know IIESK’s name they just know there’s a criminal organization out there. SPD is the best police department in the world. All the policemen in SPD are specialists, agents, soldiers and detectives. SPD is also the best school for soldiers, agents, detectives and policemen. SPD has at least 200, 000 policemen.